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you know you want to come! [18 Aug 2008|06:20pm]
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all the pictures above were taken atop that phallic (coit) tower in the picture below.

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[05 Feb 2008|03:51pm]
Super Tuesday!!!!
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Las Vegas is awesome [21 Nov 2007|03:53pm]
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especially when my work and my clients pay for all of it. AND when you hit the jackpot on a penny slot!

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i don't wanna be like you dad... [15 Oct 2007|11:52am]
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best thing i have ever seen in my life!
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secret slides. [30 Aug 2007|05:31pm]
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the walk to get there was not nearly as fun.
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[18 Jun 2007|11:54am]
did you guys (not jimmy o cause you live here) know that some california strip clubs get all nude? it's true. they don't serve any alcohol and they are super expensive to get into ($40 for guys, free for girls).

on saturday night after a wonderful social studies show, colin and i we wandering the streets of the tenderloin. What can you do in the tenderloin after 1 am, rather than picking up a tranny prostitute? 2 things actually. you can hang out at the gay gulch and watch porn and peep shows, or you can go to the o'farrell theater. conan o'brien and bob saget like the o'farrell theatre, so i thought it must be amazing.

it was. colin and i spent our early morning hours trying to throw paper airplane dollar bills into girls buttholes.


i love this place.


also, i may have met a boy that i might like.
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pop it, lock it, drop it. [30 May 2007|12:21am]
thanks to all the homies that came out to see me. you guys made this trip nice. i'll have pictures up sometime after i get back home.

special thankses to jimmy wright for all the jammin and silliness, nina for all the good talks, john stone for the dinner messes, joe for the drunk hangs, johnny for the witty comments that i've missed so much, steve for the touch of hipness, and ibar for my amazing arabian soul mate and shitty bar tender attitudes.

i'll probably never see most of you again, but i love you all and of course i think about you bitches a lot. please feel free to visit the city anytime. i have a guest room open to any of you.

and my broken toilet phone actually works now, so kit.
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did i ever tell you that i'm in love with my city? [15 May 2007|04:29pm]
it's so true...

hangin in the marina at the yatch club.
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alcatraz island

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the wave organ is made of old gravestones.
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this makes joan want to puke [08 May 2007|09:41am]
day 2 (3 really)...

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that shit is gnar-gnar. it doesn't even look like a foot.
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cinco de mayo [07 May 2007|12:44pm]
a bottle of straight whiskey + no food+ soccer ball kicking =

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laura can't do anything that involves moving around for a while. luckily my friends are awesome and left the beautiful day outside yesterday (sunday) and hung out in my house all day with me.

i had to take a cab to work today. i live 7 blocks away! not being able to walk well is the shittiest thing ever.
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picture book. [30 Apr 2007|03:03pm]
maybe you guys might want to see some pictures? I have weeks and weeks of backlog just waiting to be posted.

most of you guys don't live here, so it will be like hanging in san francisco with peeps that you don't know through pictures.

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i was probably drunk at every single moment pictured.


it was lovely hanging out with you all.
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[02 Apr 2007|09:24am]
did you guys know that califonia is one of only 5 states where you can buy the morning after pill at a pharmacy without a perscription?

i think that's amazing! it's really pretty expensive though and you can get it for free from a clinic...but who has time for that?

i love california.
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fuck you, loggins. [26 Mar 2007|02:54pm]
just a small tase of friday night's mustache/ sweatpants boner party. the rest will be in a myspace blog sometime this week after colin and i combine picutes and videos.

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i woke up the next morning to find this on the kitchen wall...

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it was a good party.

my boss is out of town this week and i came into the office to find this:

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he must have done it over the weekend because i'm pretty sure he flew to arizona on saturday. the office smells like flowers.
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[16 Mar 2007|11:56am]
it's not anywhere near my birthday yet (i'm not looking forward to getting older), but i just received the best birthday present ever!

The best part is that my boss got the package first and he couldn't figure out who it was for so he took it to the lawyer's office next door and they opened it together. he came back so baffled. when i saw that the package was from my sister's husband I knew it was for me. i opened it and greg and i laughed about it for a pretty long time.

greg wants to start calling our weekly news letter the Greunk Crunk. (my company is called Greunke, pronounced grunk-ie) we drink a lot at my work. actually, i might drink some beers out of it today at work.

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it says "bird", which was my childhood nickname. my sister and brother still refer to me only as that.
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i've taken to picture posts lately. [06 Mar 2007|11:41am]
things i love:

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Things i miss:

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san francisco sushi jam [22 Feb 2007|03:24pm]
i love my friends. i love my house. i love my city. i love my life.










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[17 Feb 2007|11:58am]

pillow fight.

beer fight.
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it was a rough weekend. [29 Jan 2007|12:25pm]

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i've had you all wrong. [19 Jan 2007|11:36am]
i don't know how i am almost 26 years old and have never gone on a date before in my life until last night . i mean, i've had boyfriends but never been out on a real date. everyone who knows me knows that i'm slightly socially retarded, so that could have a lot to do with it...

honestly, i've been missing the fuck out! that shit was amazing. all the awkwardness and uncomfortable silences and trying so hard not to make eye contact. our awesome waiter that kept finding new and creative ways to continuously point out that we were on a date. the fierce need to finish dinner quickly so that we could go to a bar and get drunk to alleviate the pressure.

i feel like i have just discovered a new breed of llamas. llamas the size of cats that can be kept as house pets!
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transformation of laura [13 Jan 2007|03:27pm]
recent things that are not a usual part of my personality:

-spending hundreds of dollars on clothes
-drinking red wine by the bottle
-getting bold and asking a boy on a date
-wearing dresses
-stealing silly things from parties
-dancing when nobody else is
-tight jeans, leg warmers, big belts and fancy shoes
-overt display of sexuality in front of people i don't know
-weekday parties
-distaste for ice cream or anything sweet
-distaste for food in general... except avocados
-new fondness of "items"
-decreased shyness
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